Where did my new post go?

I mention God and the deity of blogs deletes it? And I'm talking Y-h-v-h, not some new fangled type o' deity. Maybe even Elohim... which name fits best? Call on Somebody to stop this rain!

God's pissed

Not at me, mind you. But I look out the window at this sudden downpour, listen to rain fall harder than it ever has in my entire life (and I'm 33, so that's a long time) and now there's hail and thunder and lightning. I didn't do anything, but somebody did. Apparently it's time to build an ark.

Okay, belly full -- On to NYE

Mmm... I had to go back to salads after fattening holiday fare. I've decided that this year's resolution is to drink more. I usually try to drink less, but that never works, so I think I need to set a goal I can acheive. I've already accomplished gaining 10 pounds and not getting a job, the goals set for last year. Why not try a bigger one? Alcoholism is not without merits, my body might be properly preserved for science. And wine smells better than formaldehyde.

Okay, what am I doing wrong, I can't seem to figure out how to do a carriage return on my blog. Am I doomed to forever be a blog infant? Maybe even a mere blog zygote? This is where I say, but I'm a model, being cute is the get out of dumb free pass :)

(by the way, I got the carriage return by hitting the "blockquote" thingy... but if it looks wrong, it's not my fault) Wow it worked! Yay! Okay, the side of my brain that filed for a patent kicked in and is taking names. Model side needs to take a nap.

Brand new

So blogs have been hot for a while now... I know I'm behind the times. No beatings please. I figured I better jump in before something else new and cool comes out and I can be behind on two trends. Right now, I'm contemplating what else to say. What to eat for dinner is more important however... so I will just play with the settings and come back later.